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    Is America Ready For Its First Black President?

    by Abe - View all comments

    As America grows increasingly upset with the current White House Administration, it has become clear that the winner of the Republican Presidential Primaries will likely go on to become President of the United States of America. Debates and polls show there are two front-runners for Republicans:  billionaire real-estate mogul Donald Trump and black neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson. While liberal media has become infatuated with running a smear campaign against Trump, Dr. Carson appears to have Reagan’s Teflon coating upon his […]


    Christian Crusader Sarah Palin Is Officially Running for President in 2016, Will “Destroy Obama’s Liberal Utopia”

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    Christian mother Sarah Palin is running for office in 2016. At the big Iowa pre-caucuses over the weekend, Palin announced she is ‘ready to destroy Obama’s liberal utopia’ and will definitely run for president in 2016. Ordinarily, I would tell her she should stick to her Biblical role as a mother and perhaps take a nice little feminine secretary of state job under President Jeb Bush, but maybe America does need four years of a Christian mother. If Sarah Palin […]

    Is It Okay For A White Christian Cop To ‘Gently Beat’ His Black Citizens

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    Over the last several weeks, some ‘concerned’ readers sent sporadic emails to our intern staff about a column where we discussed the tendency of blacks to get a bit loquacious at inappropriate moments, and how a good police officer may go about politely handling a sassy black man or woman. I forwarded the following suggestion to the community: “…sometimes in law the grave and solemn responsibility to politely tell the black to be quiet and stay in their place falls upon every white […]

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    How To Protect Yourself from Scary Black Gunsmen

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    As we all know a black’s favorite past time is plotting on how to steal money from good, hardworking people. Just look out how Obama is stealing all of your paycheck and you can see even the best ones just love to steal. When you take that genetic urge to steal from good hardworking people with their love for gun violence, then you have a very scary booga booga situation! Thankfully as I browsed the internet for videos to warn […]


    Black Hollywood Producer Complains After Getting Arrested By Police For Being Black In The Wrong Area

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    Yet another black man is giving the police a hard time.  This time, a Hollywood producer named Charles Belk is getting lippy with THE LAW after they accidentally took away his Civil Rights by: “Within an evening, I was wrongly arrested, locked up, denied a phone call, denied explanation of charges against me, denied ever being read my rights, denied being able to speak to my lawyer for a lengthy time, and denied being told that my car had been […]

    God Uses His Power To Shut Down Burning Man, Rain and Hail Keep The Desert Sinners Away

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    I prayed so hard this year for Burning Man 2014 to be ruined!  I joined hundreds of other pastors nationwide, crying out unto the heavens, “Dear Lord, strike down those hippie college students with a flood of water and rain upon their head a hailstorm!  Drench the burning man in your fury!  Drown out their poi fires and let them know, they are sinners!” We cried out this prayer my friends and now you see the results.  Glory! Burning Man […]

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    God Unleashes Storm Upon Kansas Town For Getting Too “Gay Marriage Friendly”

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    Behold, the power of the LORD! In this picture, we can see what happens when you have a town that gets too gay marriage friendly!  Look at that powerful storm. What happens is that when towns think about legalizing gay marriage too much, the angels up in heaven cry.  They are sad because instead of many beautiful children being born unto a man and a woman, instead Satan is laughing as all them sperms and eggs are going to waste! […]


    Is That Al Sharpton Fondling Eric Holder?

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    Well, well, well. Colored me surprised. I looks like three of the four horsemen are having a little willy nilly downtime.  I guess that Obama is grappling his 3 wood on the fairway.  Ha! I know the liberals think that tugging a lug in public and gay marriage in public is just fine, but at least one of these men is a civil servant.  One is supposed to be a minister and the other an ‘activist’.  I do not believe […]

    Topless Facebook Users Flood Christian Pastor’s Inbox With Breast Pictures for GoToplessDay

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    I am the victim of that headline you just read up above.  Apparently the liberals have created a new holiday called “GoToplessDay”, where men and womens take pictures of their milksacks and then post it around for everyone to get an eyeful!  On Facebook! About a year ago, I helped lead a campaign to get the Breastsfeeding Mothers off of Facebook.  My campaign was successful for a while, but somehow the ACLU got involved and the next thing you know, […]


    Is Australia To Blame For America’s Recent Drought?

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      There is a new James Bond caliber villain building up his power in the Land Down Under.  His name is Tony Abbott and I have uncovered one of his main liberal schemes:  rob America of all its water. The sinister plan to weaken America by leaving us all parched and thirsty started in February, when it was revealed Australia’s farmers could no longer farm because all of their water drained off the Earth.  As you know, Australia sits upside […]


    Butt Covers For Your Cat and Dog Can Reduce Pet Homosexuality by 43%

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      If you have a cat or dog, you know that the animals have a sickening fascination with exposing their backsides.  Dogs love to do yoga poses at the most inopportune moments, usually sauntering into a room full of dinner guests to do their best ‘revealing mantis’ stretch to make sure everyone sees from where their poop comes. Cats are ten times worse, waking their owners up first thing in the morning with lewd displays of kitty butt and the […]

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    I Am Extremely Terrified of Black People, But I Am Not Racist

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    The Ghetto is a scary place, much too dangerous for fragile and cute white women to explore! My friends, today you should beware the threat of the ghetto like never before.  As you sit comfortably in your suburban home, perhaps relaxing after work or getting ready to go out for a evening jog, the people of the ghetto are rioting and breeding, wildly spreading and seeking out new ‘conquests’ to devour and destroy. The ghetto is a lurking black mamba, […]

    I Am Not Racist, But I Would Just Like Obama Better If He Were White

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      Now, let me start this off with a disclaimer:  I am not racist. Over the last few weeks, I have been highly critical of President Barack HUSSEIN Obama.  I have critiqued his policies, handling of important issues to America and showing favoritism to lazy people who have no business living in a capitalist nation if they don’t want to stop being no-good, baggy-pants wearing, baby-momma having mooches in this society. Of course, you cannot criticize this president without the […]

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    Obama Is The Egyptian Goa’uld Apophis, Come To Destroy God and All Christians in America

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    Richard Dean Anderson tried to warn us years ago, that there are a demon-possessed ‘secret society’ of people who walk among us.  They are called Goa’uld, veiled demons in a human’s skin.  They have special Satanic powers and ability and all seek to rule humanity with an iron fist.  My friends let us be clear, Obama is a Goa’uld.  I have all the proof you need here. If you know your ancient Egyptian history, you will know that one of the most […]